really…you dont have any idea what that could be
come on
it was freaking awesome
i am now debating the playoff game. waiting to hear on tickets
still make me smile anytime I see a leap…especially this one
really…you dont have any idea what that could be
come on
it was freaking awesome
i am now debating the playoff game. waiting to hear on tickets
still make me smile anytime I see a leap…especially this one
Welcome back Peeps
yes I have peeps..some are made of Marshmallow
anywho
this post is all about messing with people in elevators
you have the classic from ghost
things you can say (one liners )
1.push your floor and say
“we are taking this shit to a whole new Level”
2.as you are leaving a crowded elevator, turn and point to someone random and say “i am leaving you in charge and I want a full report”
3. on a crowded elevator..say ” i suppose you are all wondering why I have gathered you here today”
4 as people are trying to get on..block the elevator and ask “do you have an appointment”
5 ask everyone getting on if they purchased a ticket. if not direct them to leave
6 start sniffing and then smell someone random and say “oh God, it is you…gross”
or my favorite
no this isnt the Seinfeld contest
but a different contest
My friend Cory visited Vegas this last weekend and made a bet for me
that the cubs would win the world series this coming year (2015)
it seems the odds are good for cubs winning 8:1
which means a bad payout if they win
now i am not a cubs fan..nor will i ever be
i have decided that anyone that can figure out why i would make such a bet has a chance to share in my good fortune(if somehow the cubs win it)
so FB message me, Google message me, email me (chaddelp@yahoo.com) or find a way to get your reason to me (other than posting in the comments) you wouldn’t want others to get a chance because you screwed up
but i also request that you post a reply to the blog saying you sent me a message with a guess(so I can look for it)
i will run it for 2 weeks…then once that is up, I will take all the names that guessed(correctly), put in a hat and draw one winner (possible)
then if cubs win, i will give you 10% of what I win
So I am horrible to Xmas shop for.
so if you want to get me something the link is here
So hopefully I dont get in too much trouble for that
I am the worst person to shop for. I dont need anything or want anything.
So if the people out there in internets land can get The Boss( Springsteen) to give me a call or drop by, that would be a cool gift
or Get me Clay Mathews and I to walk out on Lambeau Field before a game to get the crowd pumped up to this song
of course we do poses. really, if anyone wants to get me a gift(i dont need it) make it be from the heart..or do something for charity (donation, spend time helping at a food bank etc)
I did ask Santa for the luck to pick better Fantasy Football teams next year..in one league I managed to get into the playoffs…with no good QB..so I think it will make an early exit
things are picking up on the blog. I may be running a little contest soon (a friend is going to vegas to make a bet for me)
i have to say the first DAY OF THE CHAD was a great one. each year should get better and more popular as the Chads of the world find out
now it is coming to Fantasy football play offs…looks like my gambles did not pay off yet again. so i will not be getting any money..again. next year it is auto pick. Chad Delp my win then
at least my packers are doing well (so far). Moving Clay Mathews all over seems to have really helped. We will see sunday Vs New England
I have no gamer conventions until April (WHOSYERCON)
that will be the weekend before I open up the pool..so i will be rooting for April to arrive as soon as football is over
last week ish
i was in South Carolina. I had a bet with my good friend jen that our friend Brian would see her first(photo bombing me)
she chose Heather seeing it first
well you can decide who won the bet
for the record, i let her chose first…so that is all her fault
it is best not to bet against me
now you know and knowing is half the battle
pork chop sandwiches
my fav starts at 2:31
i like day of The Chad, better.
so Wednesday before thanksgiving has been decided to be day of The Chad. So it will easily be remembered.
A group of us Chads got together (it is 2015 so it was a quick Facebook post) and came up with a day.
This was the day it was going to be. That way the day changes every year.(other than being the day before thanksgiving
since I came up with Day of The Chad..I have decided (i took a vote and it was 1 to nothing) that I should be president of The Chad chapter
now some of you are asking why is there a chad day
well let me tell you why
#1 we decided..so it shall be
B. we wanted to be first..so the Taras of the world can copy us..we win
#5 we have a freaking country named after us…it may be 3rd world, but it counts..so suck it trebek
K.why the hell not. there is a day for everything else. we have people who are not pirates and walking around thinking they are on national pirate day..posers
so while the rest of you are getting ready for family crap. The Chads of the world will be taking a moment (at minimum ) or the whole freaking day and being Happy we are one of the Chads.
Day of the Chad 2016 will have Tshirts and stuff. We have to get the word out.
so I was sick as hell all last week and last weekend. Thanks Nerd-ebola
well i had to do manly outdoor things when I was sick as hell.
we had a snow storm coming in so stuff had to get done. I chopped wood for the fire place.
then it slowly started adding up
then finally all nice and neatly stacked
i ended up with 2 (completely split) 5 foot high, 1 foot deep and 6 foot long stacks of fire wood. i am pretty bad ass
so next
Put away all fall items and put together my snow blower and make sure it would run
then had to shovel(snow blow) the 0.25 mile drive way
so last weekend was a busy weekend
so as for my title..the best things in life are not free….they are the ones you have to work your behind off for.
this weekend i went away for a mini work trip..i may post about that later
So saturday started off with Breakfast at Original pancake house in Madison(one of my favorites)
we loaded up on omelets and hash browns
we needed the energy.
Paul went off to play board games and Sesame street vs Cthulhu (he said it was awesome)
while Cory, Brando and I sat around and discussed a game Brando was running and helped him with some Dm ideas
Then it was time for our 6 hour marathon game with Luke Gygax
The Blighted Lands: Tower of Akbaba
a module Luke wrote and will be kick starting soon
we started off picking our characters I was a thief, Brando was fighter thief, Steve was some kind of archer, and Cory was a Cleric. the other guys were fighters etc
i was going to play a cleric /thief and I asked if i could change a spell to acid arrow(being me and being funny)
most of you wont get that joke..Luke Gygax if known also as Melf (Melf’s acid arrow) by me not calling it that was a nice Ice breaker…plus Luke is a Bears fan and I was wearing my Packer Jersey
i ended up going with the regular thief
our group was given a map and a save the princess mission.
so we followed the map into the sewers
we had some mini battles along the way. spiders, dire rats, acid mold and some other things.
my character(being out front) took some damage along the way
we all made it to the tower and started our way up
first step was a trap..which we stepped over. brando was first and didnt see the trap on step7
to which he took fire damage and then rolled down the steps and landed on step one…and he took falling rock damage..which killed him
so we looted the body and finished the tower.
that was end of part one of the adventure
we didnt take many pics(none)
rapid sum of part 2
we had 6 rooms to go into to get us items to help with final battle
few arrows of dragon slaying. potions fire resistance etc
then we went up steps to free the princess…who was guarded by a dragon
so we potion up..i stupidly took 2 potions which on the roll chart canceled each other out
then spread out..fighters died with fire breath..
the 2 thieves tried to pick lock off cuffs to free the princess, could do it. magical locks…so they decided to cut her hands off…which got her away. the other thief took off and died.
so it was my halfling thief, leading the princess and dragon left. i took damage and made it to the stairs and down with 2 points left
the guy who hired us , showed up and said we failed..and killed me
part 2 is coming for the worlds worst dungeon crawl
it was a great birth day
so we started out by eating blueberry doughnuts (great bday breakfast)
next we all got our badges, dice etc and headed out
we arrived at the con at 9 am ..1 hour early before cory started his He-man game (shadows over eternia )
I played awesome.
because I played Orko
Paul played Skeletor(who i previously played at Scan Con 2014)
Paul totally avoided the second combat by casting cloud kill on man e faces and his followers.(worse than Ebola)
that sped things up to which I had to bow out because I had a second game to go play and Steve took over Orko and played him well(ie he survived Cthulhu)
i asked Cory after, how it turned out. He-man punched Cthulhu 2 times and then chopped him down with his sword
game #2
I left early to go play Beastmasters of Yagga-Mor with the dungeon bastard
the game began on a cliff hanger from last time( we made up the cliff hanger)
and ended on one too…that is how the game is designed..based off of danger patrol game rules
to put it simply, it was an improv RPG..we made it up as we went along..created good and bad things to happen to us
my character was a mutant red ninja (think deadpool)
yes that was the name i chose
my pick of mutant power was..I could control all automated doors
the big turning point was we I announced i had had relations with ghoul queen and she gave me a STD(which was nanoites in my brain that was a bomb, which i learned from my friend Sudafed Cialis via holographic phone call)
we didnt die, but the cliff hanger we ended on was , i killed the queen(former lover) her husband wanted me now(because I was disguised as the queen to fool the guards)
it was another great game.
cory had me do some trolling on the dungeon bastard
I was wearing a Josh Carlson shirt (he is a friend of Cory, and old next door neighbor of the dungeon bastard)
half way through the game, the Dungeon bastard noticed it and asked about it.
I said I was in LA 2 weeks a go and saw him preform stand-up at a club…so he shook it off after he asked if I was trolling him…I said it all with a straight face
Later Cory came up and told him..it made for a great memory
i will work on day 2 later
played a game run by Melf(yes Melf’s acid arrows melf)
well it is that time of year again. when i look in the mirror (for the first time in a year) and see how much more handsome I am.
yep it is my Bday today
This year I get to celebrate it at GAMEHOLECON in madison WI
GAMEHOLECON
3 fun filled days of gaming
today I get to start at 10am with my friends game
shadows-over-ethernia
yes it is he-man RPG(role playing game for you non gamers out there in internet land)
then after that I am headed to play an RPG called
BEASTMASTERS OF YAGGA-MOR
that will be run by this guy
DUNGEONBASTARD
in his game, you only check for traps with your feet
that was after our group was victorious last year.
saturdays schedule is
Breakfast at the original pancake house
12pm-6pm — The Blighted Lands: Tower of Akbaba — Luke Gygax
8pm-12am — Worlds Worst Dungeon Crawl Spectator
as of right now..i may add other games
this is what a gaming Bday weekend looks like
if you are against gaming/gamers
hopefully I roll 20s today